How Not To Climb A Mountain In Africa

How Not To Climb A Mountain In Africa I’ve so enjoyed reading about Lynne’s successful mountaineering exploits in recent editions of ‘What’s On’ that I’ve decided to (figuratively) put pen to paper to tell you about a spectacular failure. I have to take you, dear reader, back to East Africa where Lynne had her successes on Mounts Kenya and Kilimanjaro […]

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Bring Back Tommy Cooper

BRING BACK TOMMY COOPER Phone answering machine message – ‘If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key’. …….. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat. off the top shelf. He said, ‘No, the steaks are too high.’ …………………………… My friend drowned in a bowl of […]

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The Dead Duck

THE DEAD DUCK A woman lays her very limp pet duck on the table in the veterinary surgery. The vet puts his stethoscope to the bird’s chest and listens carefully. The vet shakes his head. “I’m really sorry, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.” The woman becomes quite distressed and begins to cry. “Are you sure?” she says. “Yes […]

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Wenvoe Playgroup Re-Opening

Wenvoe Playgroup Re-Opening On the 20th March 2020 we were given the news to take an extended Easter Holiday due to COVID-19. Little did we know then, that we wouldn’t return until 29th June 2020. Throughout March and the months that followed to June, we lived in uncertain times like everyone, not knowing when and how we could return safely […]

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