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Why Men Are Never Depressed:
Why Men Are Never Depressed:
Men Are Just Happier People
(What do you expect from such simple creatures?)
Your last name stays the same.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant. (You can look like it!)
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A weeks holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can wear a white T-shirt when walking in the rain.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If somebody forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for three.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do all your Christmas shopping on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Local Conservative Branch Relaunched

The Wenvoe & Peterston Branch of the Conservative Branch has now been relaunched.
New and old members are most welcome
It is hoped that a Fish & Chip Quiz night will be arranged when safe to do so.
For further information/details on becoming a member, please contact myself (contact details below)
Stay safe
Russell Godfrey. Chairman
Contact details – Russell Tel: 07724827496. Email: info@russellgodfrey.co.uk
From Our Roving Photographer
Repairs And Redecoration Taking Place

News for July
St. Mary’s Church remains closed while the repairs and redecoration is taking place, and all services have been transferred to the Church Hall, on Sunday and for the midweek service on Wednesday. The work which is being done to a very high standard, is taking longer than was anticipated, and we are unlikely to be back in church until July. This has been a good exercise for the congregation, as so often the church is associated with a building, rather than thinking of the church as the people of God meeting together for worship. During the recent fine weather church gatherings have been taking place outdoors. The ministry area treasurers met in the shade on the north side of the church, and a family baptism took place around the churchyard cross. The current thinking is that when COVID-19 is finally kept under control with vaccinations, a new way of worship will be necessary, harking back to the Biblical days when Jesus taught the people wherever he found them. It is refreshing and a new way of thinking, perhaps the old ways were not the best way, and that God’s clean fresh air really does blow away the cobwebs.
The setting up of the Ministry Area is one way in which this can be done, with nine churches coming together, to pool ideas, share finances, and work towards the greater good. The smaller parishes will have as much say in matters to maintain the regular round of worship in each church as the larger ones. Jon wrote in one of the weekly newsletters an explanation of what the Ministry Area of De Morgannwg will mean to each one when we are brought together in 2022.
“As you are probably aware, the new Ministry Area of De Morgannwg will come into being by Bishop’s Decree on January 1st 2022. On this date, the nine churches of Dinas Powis, Michealston le Pit, Penmarc, Porthkerry, Rhoose, St Andrews Major, St. Lythans, Sully and Wenvoe will become one Ministry Area which will be called the Ministry Area of De Morgannwg. Each church will remain with its own identity, so these three churches will become
St Bleddians Church, St Lythans, in the Ministry Area of De Morgannwg
St John the Baptist Church, Sully, in the Ministry Area of De Morgannwg
St Mary’s Church, Wenvoe in the Ministry Area of De Morgannwg.
Each of these three churches will continue with their own Devolved Church Council which will be making decisions on a local level. The PCC will become the Ministry Area Council, each of the nine churches will have a representative on the Ministry Area Council. Each church will have an equal voice so that the views of all congregations can be aired.
There have been several meetings to discuss how our Ministry Area will operate within the Diocesan plan. There are two meetings this week, the first with each of the Treasurers and the second with
those who are serving on the communications Team. Your representatives from the churches are working very hard in order to come up with the best operating structure.
I will inform you of developments as they arise, but the important thing to remember is that your church remains your church, whilst also being able to enjoy time, fellowship and prayer with parishioners from other churches.”
The Christian Aid appeal “MAKING STEPS MATTER” had a number of people being sponsored with the number of steps they took during May. The final results are not yet available, awaiting for the monies to be brought together.
During the time the church has been closed for repairs to the plastering on the walls and repainting, the decision was made to re-site the organ console and speakers from the front of the nave near the chancel screen to the rear behind the font. The present two pews, will be placed in the transept and the space created around the font will be, filled with chairs from the transept. This decision was not taken lightly, but will allow for a better welcoming area when entering the church from the south porch, and the sound from the organ will be much improved coming from the back of the church, forward into the nave and chancel.
During the work around the font, the pews had to be removed to plaster in the gaps left by pews, this has revealed a decorative slate plaque, thought to be part of an early memorial on the wall which had been plastered over for many years. The decoration is of a vase of stylised flowers with a decorative border.
This is in the position where the Wenvoe Castle Family Pew was sited in the days when the church had box pews. These were replaced in 1887 by the pine pews we have at present, this little piece of history from the past will be preserved and left for all to see.
St Mary’s Tower Appeal
£60,000 needed to restore the tower!
In the early part of the year, we received a shocking report from our architect. The tower needs repointing. The restoration work has been costed; tenders accepted but we need to raise £60,000 before the work can begin.
The background to this sad story? In February 2021, an architectural inspection of the tower was undertaken following the discovery of fallen mortar and masonry at the base of the tower and to a lesser degree, the porch. Subsequently, a detailed rope access inspection was undertaken by steeplejacks to all four elevations of the tower. The steeplejacks reported that the pointing and masonry on all elevations was in poor condition with it either loose, falling out or hollow behind which in time will also become loose. Small amounts of plant growth were seen on all elevations with loose lead flashing on the North Elevation over the outbuilding. Imminently falling pointing and masonry was removed at the time, but it is expected that more will become loose, especially when winter frosts set in. The base around the tower has therefore been cordoned off as a safety precaution. We hope to undertake restoration this year as another winter would see more falling mortar and masonry which would compromise the watertight integrity of the building. Therefore, the PCC has resolved to launch an appeal for funds. Please consider donating either to our ‘Donate’ page as shown or if you wish by cheque sent directly to our church treasurer: made payable to St. Mary’s Church Wenvoe
Ray Harris, Orchard House, Port Road Wenvoe, CF5 6DF.
If you are a UK taxpayer we can claim an extra 20% from HMRC on top of your donation as Gift Aid. Please write your address on the back of your cheque.
If you would like to make an on-line donation, our bank details are: St Mary’s Wenvoe 08-90-03 50192159. Please include the reference TOWER
Once the restoration is completed, the community will be able to continue using the church and churchyard as they have done for centuries passed.
Thank you for reading this. God Bless and continue to keep safe.
Parry Edwards
Wenvoe Forum – Considering Today And Tomorrow
A WENVOE FORUM – CONSIDERING TODAY AND TOMORROW
More and different!
Recently the Primary school was kind enough to include mention of our survey in its regular newsletter to parents. We were delighted as it brought in lots of new responses. Like the world leaders at the G7 summit in Cornwall the climate crisis is important to those who responded and hopefully the meeting we are holding on 1st July will be well attended and spark some further activity, details below. Maybe some of our ideas for improving the local availability of sustainable produce might be raised.
Several responses from the school parents mentioned that whilst the new playground is great and seems to be well used, there is little for young people (11-18s) in Wenvoe. If anyone in that age group has ideas for a development that they would like to see, then step forward and the Forum will do its best to help them make it a reality. We would welcome some young voices on the Forum. Others mentioned more community activities, mother and baby sessions and holiday activity for children.
The Forum has set up a private face-book group to be used as a resource for Wenvoe residents. If you want to find out what the Forum is doing or you want to make a suggestion, or let people know what you are doing, this is the place to go. There will be a few rules, as we do not want the page to be an advertising or political site.
To join ‘friend up’ with Gwen Fo who has her own face-book page and you will be invited to join this private group.
If you are reading this and it’s still June we hope to see you at the event

More opinions needed please.
If you haven’t completed the survey please, please do, it only takes 2 minutes. You will find it at this address
https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/7Y2G95H or on our Facebook page
We particularly want to hear from younger resi-dents, under 25s, students at school, college or university after all it’s your future we are think-ing about.
Anyone who would like to join the Forum for its on-line meetings will be very welcome, please contact us at Gwenfo.Forum@gmail.com and we can tell you more.
What’s On Deliverer Wanted
TOM CRUISE BE COMING TO A STREET NEAR YOU?
COULD TOM CRUISE BE COMING TO A STREET NEAR YOU?
Our local authority chiefs will have been delighted recently when their efforts to promote the Vale as a fantastic location for TV and film makers came to fruition. Film crews arrived in Barry recently for the production of a new Channel Four drama and there are strong rumours of similar sightings in Wenvoe in recent days.
The Barry film crew set up in a car park near Whitmore Bay for a new series ‘The Undeclared War’ starring Mark Rylance and Simon Pegg. It’s a six-part drama series about cyber-conflict, apparently based at GCHQ. Filming took place on the Island, within Barry Rail Depot, using the promenade and even some of the Beach Huts. Film companies are obviously taking note of the Vale website which proudly claims we are ‘a county of contrasts; miles of dramatic coastline backed by rolling countryside, small quaint Welsh villages, bustling market towns and large civic centres brimming with character and personality.’ It’s nothing new of course. The Vale was used as far back as 1959 when John and Hayley Mills visited to film parts of ‘Tiger Bay.’ Gavin and Stacey, Dr Who, Torchwood and many others followed. More recently, the 2018 Netflix hit Sex Education starring Gillian Anderson, filmed at the Paget Rooms in Penarth.
What about renting your own house out and getting the opportunity to meet the stars?
It’s not just our coastline and civic buildings these film companies are after. Film companies rent private houses, apartments and gardens. So this could be your chance to mingle with the stars. Brenda Blethyn, Judi Dench and Benedict Cumberbatch have all filmed in the Vale in recent years. If you prefer international superstars, that is also possible. The film Criminal starring Kevin Costner, Tommy Lee Jones and new Wrexham FC owner Ryan Reynolds, was filmed at St Athan in 2015.
If you are very lucky you could be approached with a note through your door. To be sure to join the latest craze though, you will need to register with a location agency and get them to assess your house or apartment for suitability. Send in good quality images and details of your property and surrounds, ensuring there are no pets or children in the pictures. From there, the location agency will market your property to potential clients when it fits a particular photo shoot or film brief. The agent will vet the company and project for you, ensuring that public liability insurance is in place.
You can mostly stay in your home during filming, which may often only take a few days, unless the director wants total secrecy e.g. ahead of a high-budget movie when you are offered hotel accommodation. Other important factors in getting chosen are the availability of ample nearby parking for film crews and your willingness to being open to allowing the film crew to redecorate inside or outside your home. They will of course make good on any changes done.
So what do you think? You could well be in your home sharing a pot of tea with Tom Cruise or then again is this ‘Mission Impossible?
Community Council Recommences
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Community Council Recommences
Wenvoe Community Council will recommence face to face Council meetings from
17th June 2021
We request anyone who wishes to attend, emails their request to the clerk as due to covid restrictions we will be limited on numbers in the hall. As such should several members of the public wish to attend regarding the same or similar matter then only one group member be able to attend. At present we may not be able to accept all requests due to Covid hall limitations.
Covid precautions apply, as such please do not attend if you are feeling unwell especially if you are experiencing symptoms of Covid. On arrival please pay attention to the signage around the community centre, scan the QR Code or provide your details to a Council representative . There is a one way system in place. Please adhere to the following guidelines;
- Stay at home should you feel unwell
- Use Hand Sanitisers around the centre
- Follow the one way system
- Keep your distance – 2m social distancing is in place
- Avoid touching your face
- Wash your hands
You will also be required to wear a mask which will only be allowed to be removed when seated during the meeting, unless you can provide your exempt card.
May Letters
May Letters
(The Editor
s are not responsible for opinions expressed, although every effort is made to ensure the accuracy of the information. The editors reserve the right to protect the anonymity of anyone who wishes to contribute articles or letters for the magazine provided they are aware of the identity of any such person. )

I recently had to undergo surgery to one of my
eyes. I would like to thank my wonderful friends and
neighbours for all their help and support. I would be
absolutely lost without them, and count my blessings
each day.
Thank you,
Carol Wyllie

I would like to thank all my family and friends
for the kind wishes and cards on the occasion of my
recent 90th Birthday.
Thank you,
Mary Turner

Whoever was responsible for the loud fireworks
on Thursday evening the 20thMay, should consider
the effect they had on the elderly people and the
dogs and animals. Not a good idea.
(Name withheld)


