Category: Environment Group

An Encounter with Tai Chi

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An Encounter with Tai Chi

Our February outing brought about our biggest turnout in a long while. We set about clearing part of Pound Lane and a great effort by the team was rewarded by an encounter with Sifu An Ni, a Tai Chi instructor, who saw the state we were in and said she could help. So the not so old amongst us wheelbarrowed the elders over the road to a safe place, where An Ni put us through some basic movements.

It can only be described as a miracle! The boys were so relaxed by the end, that some fell asleep while standing. Care in the Community have uploaded a video of the session, to prove what an inspiration these folk are to village life.

A big thank you to An Ni (Annie Bennett)

Our next get together will be at the narrow road on the top of Grange Avenue, 9th March.

The New Year Has Not Been Kind to the Team

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The New Year Has Not Been Kind to the Team

The new year has not been kind to the team. Most got up to see in the new year, only because they needed a wee or had forgotten a tablet. Their new year resolutions have had a serious impact on numbers at our January meeting, where we cleaned up the border in front of the Community Centre. Our concern for absent members was well founded. Ieuan and Shady had been persuaded by their spouses to join a gym. Not quite sure what they were expecting; it certainly wasn’t the inability to get to the loo unless aided after the first visit. Another bright spark convinced his mate that he should join a slimming club. This has resulted in frayed tempers, no energy and starving. Tony, our thespian, has attempted to resurrect the Temperance Movement by canvassing outside the local hostelry. We didn’t think his heart was in it. After some short and choice words from the clientele he joined them inside and has since ditched his calling for holy orders to last orders. As with every January, this phase will pass, and we will have learnt a lesson. You don’t get this old without doing something right.

A huge turnout is expected at the junction of Walston Road and Pound Lane on 9th February

Not Our Finest Hour

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Not Our Finest Hour

Not our finest hour as a group. Heavy rain had kept us indoors in December. After messaging everyone, we had failed to inform Shady Williams who had gone to our rendezvous, despite the weather. Sue (his wife) rang to say he hadn’t returned.

Well, we put a plan of action in place and started our search. A resident of Vennwood Close said he’d seen what appeared to be an action man flouncing about in a puddle. We knew who that was. Big John went to the Knap in search of a lifebuoy, as we knew you had to be careful around large volumes of water. When we got there all we could see was his hat. Distraught and fearing the wrath of Sue, panic set in as we knew she didn’t like him getting wet.

Then came our Christmas miracle. A whimper followed by some not so Christian language. Fishing him out of the stream behind us with his litter picker secure in his clenched fist, he had apparently been washed down the storm drain, adjacent.

Chosen By ‘Help the Aged’

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Chosen By ‘Help the Aged’

The team had a special task today, cleaning around the memorial in preparation for Remembrance Sunday. We were chosen by Help the Aged to try and include some folk who find mixing difficult. Mr Williams (in the tabard) was felt most welcome, along with his carer, Dr Martins (yellow coat). All went swimmingly until a vehicle went past a little too fast. This resulted in Mr Williams chasing it as far as the pub to berate the driver. The carer said that his patient had been knocked over so many times it had left him a foot shorter and with a dislike of thoughtless motorists.

Team elder, Ieuan, will be laying a wreath on behalf of our group. Being a young lad at the outbreak of WWII, he has many memories of the shenanigans that went on in Wenvoe at that time and with a bit of persuasion could even give a talk on this. There may be lawyers involved if some of the families descendants are still around.

This band of good folk will meet on the 8th December to swap our prescriptions. It’s loads better than exchanging presents, as you never know what you’re going to get.

Wishing everyone a lovely Christmas, especially those who help us home after our meetings.

It Was A Cow’s Nest

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It Was A Cow’s Nest

Our aim this month was to clear the bamboo in the Community cemetery.

While working amongst the dense undergrowth the team discovered what was thought to be some sort of nest. Our British bird expert Martin Snr took a look and failed to identify the object. Apparently Martin’s expertise only covers birds in the Sun newspaper. Thankfully, Ieaun had seen a similar version, only with glass bottles at Topindu farm as a youngster, it was a cows nest. These are a rare sight, although the cow is a common animal in these parts, to find a nest is astonishing. We knew it hadn’t been there long as all the cartons were in date. The Ministry of Agriculture told us to leave it well alone and work elsewhere.

Problem we had was that Gareth had already helped himself to a semi skimmed. He has a long history in the family of devouring rare specimens, turtle poached in milk is one of his favourites. His father scoffed the last dodo!

We took the cut bamboo to the Twyn Yr Odyn allotments, thinking they’d be glad to have them. Nicola & Barry dismissed our wares, saying their beans grow so big they tie them to the mast. They must be American beans.

We will meet on 3rd November to tidy up at the memorial in preparation for Remembrance Sunday on the 9th.

Hit & Toddle

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Hit & Toddle

The team had been put under pressure by the residents (Brenig) of Clos Llan Fair, to tidy up the entrance adjacent to the church. We always start our work after the school run, so as to avoid the heavy traffic. The men did not factor in the younger element running late for nursery. Two of these little terrors came hurtling down the road, with the one in front mounting the kerb and pinning Hapless Gareth to the floor.

The culprits toddled off into the church and hid. As luck would have it, we had a medical man in our midst, but it wasn’t dentistry poor Gareth needed. So, with shock setting in the medic gathered all of us together and took us back to his home for refreshments.

October 13th is our next time out. We can guarantee that it will be well away from any danger (the cemetery).

The Gang Master Pockets The Money

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The Gang Master Pockets The Money

Hallelujah! The team have been struck a couple of blows by Age Concern. Firstly, we have been questioned over the viability of using people past their sell by date. Secondly for taking defenceless folk away from their loved ones to complete arduous tasks whilst the gang master pockets the money.

None of this was found to be true when the team was infiltrated by two undercover local government officers. As you can see from the photograph, they stood out like sore thumbs. Steve and Tony, they called themselves. The investigation concluded that the oldies were better off working and keeping well, rather than using up valuable space in care homes around the area.

This month the boys tidied up around the fringes of the Walston Castle, plus tidying up the roundabout in Greave Close. A kind lady supplied cold drinks and Gareth’s wife Sue gave us tea and biscuits when the work was done. Tony and Steve were so impressed by the comradeship, that they decided to join us in the future. We appreciate all the goodwill that comes our way. Being able to remember who was at the last meeting, has become a bit of a challenge, but when we meet up it’s like making new friends.

Our next gathering on September 8th will be at the entrance to Clos Llanfair. Big John will bring his favourite tool.

This Village, A Place to Cherish

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This Village, A Place to Cherish

We are only a few old souls, who give an hour or so each month, and are determined to keep the village a place to cherish. Ieuan (pictured) is an old Wenvonian who rarely fails to give up his time to help out. He’s cutting the hedge around the memorial, so pedestrians have a better view when crossing.
One member in particular gives us grief with his tales from the resistance. To be fair he never turns up without his litter picker and collects on the way to where we’re working. On this occasion he stumbled upon a canister of laughing gas outside the vicarage. Upon inspection, he inhaled and started to make sense, which we knew wasn’t right. Worried, we contacted his carer, Alex. By the time he’d got to us Shady was back to normal and chasing speeding motorists.
Our next gathering will be in Greave Close on 11th August where Sue will provide refreshments

Scratch Team Shifts Rubbish

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Scratch Team Shifts Rubbish

A scratch team shifted rubbish and cut back vegetation at the bus stop on Station Road. The police turned up after reports that a group of old men had wandered out of Glen Burnie Lodge. One look at us dispelled that notion, we think our attire gave it away.

We were pleased to see Shady Williams get off a bus while we were there. Apparently his daughter had given him a smart watch to encourage more walking. He had set off early on a jaunt and ended up in Cowbridge, because the watch didn’t tell him when to stop. Being from Edwardsville originally, he had never been that far West before, so was lost. Fortunately he had his bus pass and a kind soul put him on the right bus. We realise that people were trying to be kind, when they offered to assist us over the bridge, just because we were leaning on the railings for a breather. One of the elders took it to heart and to prove his fitness ran over the bridge. We had to go back for him later when there was no one around. Nothing like an old fool.

Because of the nature of our work in public spaces, we have to comply with the drug testing protocol. Thankfully the swabs proved we all had the right drugs in our systems. Unlike those foxes, allegedly.

If we can remember, we shall rendezvous at the village green on July 14th.

Average Age Brought Down To 75

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Average Age Brought Down To 75

A small but robust team of four, turned out to clean up at the junction of Old Port Road and Walston Road. With the average age brought down to 75 with the young Martin in attendance, this was the lowest turnout since May 8th, 1945. The team in those days mainly consisted of Italian POWs. On the day Churchill announced the end of hostilities in Europe, the Italians, residing at Wenvoe Castle, feared they would be repatriated and absconded to open ice cream parlours and cafes, from Barry Island to North Treorchy. All but one disappeared that day. The other poor fellow left in a fright just as new year approached. A local lady dragged him into some bushes where to his surprise a branch swung back and knocked her wig off. He was last seen running up the Tumble towards Dover. (True)

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