Why Men Are Never Depressed:
Why Men Are Never Depressed:
Men Are Just Happier People
(What do you expect from such simple creatures?)
Your last name stays the same.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant. (You can look like it!)
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A weeks holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can wear a white T-shirt when walking in the rain.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If somebody forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for three.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do all your Christmas shopping on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!