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Why Men Are Never Depressed:<\/b><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Men Are Just Happier People<\/p>\n (What do you expect from such simple creatures?)<\/p>\n Your last name stays the same.<\/p>\n The garage is all yours.<\/p>\n Wedding plans take care of themselves.<\/p>\n Chocolate is just another snack.<\/p>\n You can never be pregnant. (You can look like it!)<\/p>\n Car mechanics tell you the truth.<\/p>\n The world is your urinal.<\/p>\n You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.<\/p>\n You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<\/p>\n Wrinkles add character.<\/p>\n People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.<\/p>\n New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<\/p>\n One mood all the time.<\/p>\n Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.<\/p>\n You know stuff about tanks and engines.<\/p>\n A weeks holiday requires only one suitcase.<\/p>\n You can wear a white T-shirt when walking in the rain.<\/p>\n You can open all your own jars.<\/p>\n You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.<\/p>\n If somebody forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.<\/p>\n Your underwear is \u00a38.95 for three.<\/p>\n Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<\/p>\n You never have strap problems in public.<\/p>\n You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.<\/p>\n Everything on your face stays its original colour.<\/p>\n The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.<\/p>\n You only have to shave your face and neck.<\/p>\n You can play with toys all your life.<\/p>\n One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.<\/p>\n You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.<\/p>\n You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.<\/p>\n You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.<\/p>\n You can do all your Christmas shopping on December 24 in 25 minutes.<\/p>\n No wonder men are happier!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Why Men Are Never Depressed: Men Are Just Happier People (What do you expect from such simple creatures?) 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