A Parent\u2019s Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house. The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds, We opened the boxes, my heart skipped a beat…. When what to my worrying eyes should appear, More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out, And then in a twinkling, I knew for a fact We spoke not a word, but kept bent at our work, Then laying the tools away in the chest, Tomorrow we’ll cheer, let the holiday ring, Then off to dreamland and sweet repose I gratefully Though I suppose there’s something to say for those A Parent\u2019s Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house. I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse. Instructions were studied and we were inspired, In hopes we could manage “Some Assembly Required\u201d. 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\nI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.
\nInstructions were studied and we were inspired,
\nIn hopes we could manage “Some Assembly Required\u201d.<\/p>\n
\nWhile Dad and I faced the evening with dread:
\nA kitchen, two bikes, Barbie’s town house to boot!
\nAnd, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot!<\/p>\n
\nLet no parts be missing or parts incomplete!
\nToo late for last-minute returns or replacement;
\nIf we can’t get it right, it goes in the basement!<\/p>\n
\nBut 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear,
\nWith each part numbered and every slot named,
\nSo if we failed, only we could be blamed.<\/p>\n
\nAll over the carpet they were scattered about.
\n“Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there!
\nSlide on the seats, and staple the stair!
\nHammer the shelves, and nail to the stand.”
\n“Honey,” said hubby, “you just glued my hand.”<\/p>\n
\nThat all the toy dealers had indeed made a pact
\nTo keep parents busy all Christmas Eve night
\nWith “assembly required” till morning’s first light.<\/p>\n
\nTill our eyes, they went bleary; our fingers all hurt.
\nThe coffee went cold and the night, it wore thin
\nBefore we attached the last rod and last pin.<\/p>\n
\nWe fell into bed for a well-deserved rest.
\nBut I said to my husband just before I passed out,
\n“This will be the best Christmas, without any doubt.<\/p>\n
\nAnd not have to run to the store for a thing!
\nWe did it! We did it! The toys are all set
\nFor the perfect, most perfect, Christmas, I bet!”<\/p>\n
\nwent,<\/p>\n
\nself-deluded…
\nI’d forgotten that BATTERIES are never included!<\/p>\n
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