Bring Back Tommy Cooper

BRING BACK TOMMY COOPER Phone answering machine message – ‘If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key’. …….. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat. off the top shelf. He said, ‘No, the steaks are too high.’ …………………………… My friend drowned in a bowl of […]

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The Dead Duck

THE DEAD DUCK A woman lays her very limp pet duck on the table in the veterinary surgery. The vet puts his stethoscope to the bird’s chest and listens carefully. The vet shakes his head. “I’m really sorry, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.” The woman becomes quite distressed and begins to cry. “Are you sure?” she says. “Yes […]

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QUIZ – TRUE OR FALSE???

TRUE OR FALSE??? Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? No cheating – answer all the question first before looking up the answers. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a belly button. A packet-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years. […]

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Delia’s Way Vs Real Women’s Way

Delia’s Way Vs Real Women’s Way Delia’s way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women’s Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Gods sake, you’re probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Delia’s way To keep potatoes […]

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